THE BIG BANG THEORY, FACT PR FICTION? Or Who built my house!

One of my students told me the other day that she disagreed with my view and that she believed in the “big bang” theory. She was surprised when I said to her, ” Ask me about how I built my house?”

She said, “How did you build your house?”

I replied:

* First I bought a one acre lot.

*One day 5 trucks came and dumped a load of bricks mortar and concrete on the lot.

* Next day, 2 trucks came and off loaded all the roofing timbers and tiles.

* After that, another truck brought all the electrical wires and things and left them in a pile on the lot.

* Then a paint van came, and put 75 gallon size cans of paint on a corner of the lot.

* Next a plumber’s truck brought all the water pipes and left them in a pile.

* Finally I took 5 sticks of dynamite and put them under all this stuff and lit them.

There was a “BIG BANG ” and now I have a beautiful house. All the bricks, roofing tiles, timbers, plumbing and electrical wires and fittings are all in their right place, and the walls are all painted in a matching color.

My student said that it was impossible and that I was lying.

Yes, the “big bang” theory is impossible and just a big lie.

This equation:

“NOBODY + NOTHING = EVERYTHING” does not work!!!!!!!!!